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They got guys dancing with guys. You either got a toenail in your hamburger or toilet paper clinging to your shoe -Gilda.

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. Roseanne Roseannadanna Quotes Its Always Something. Well it just goes to show you its always something. If it isnt one thing--its another. Well Jane it just goes to show you its always something.

Children are laughin theres lights on the trees. Your violin has only two strings I say. So I go in there but before I sit down I put this clean towel on the bench cause theres a lot of people in there and you dont know where they. Yes I am Dan.

Its like my father always said to me he said to me he said Roseanna Roseanadana its always something. Now Im depressed my face broke out Im nauseas Im constipated my cheeks swell my gums are bleeding my sinuses are clogged I got heart burn and I got gas. A guy from Forlayden New Jersey writes in and says Dear Roseanne Rosannadanna Last Thursday I quit smoking. Roseane would keep on rambling until Curtin stops her.

You are the Worst Kind of Animal. Every time I got disappointed Id remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldnt cry over split milk cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying theyre gonna put you on lithium. Kids expected adults to show up in this part of their world. Everyones happy except for me.

Anyway they got this sauna there which is a little hot room where you go to sweat like a pig. Rose Ann Scamardella Unlike Litellas meek and apologetic character Roseannadanna was brash and tactless. Girls who look like dogs dancing with themselves. Top Snl Roseanne Roseannadanna Quotes Why does the past seem so magical so fraught so luminous.

I thought I want to be that when I grow up. Season 4 1979SNLSubscribe to SNL. What process do we apply to the past to give it this vividness. Delicious Ambiguity This saying encapsulates Radners philosophy on life.

I thought Roseanne Roseannadanna and I had the same haircutkind of pyramid-shaped. Because they were comfortable with us introductions to their friends seemed natural. Dreams are like paper they tear so easily. Either you smoke or you have a sweat ball hanging off your nose.

Roseanne Roseannadanna Gilda Radner answers another letter from Mr. Jane bows her head Wed bow our heads and wed all singsinging We gather together to ask the Lords blessing Please look down upon the Roseannadanna household Bring peace to our fathers good health to our mothers And please dont make me sweat like Dr. Guys who look like dogs dancing with dogs. Girls dancing with girls.

At the time it was just ugh another boring bloody day. Top Rosanna Rosanna Danna Quotes. This ones gone he says of the missing top string that ones gone and this little guys almost out of commission. Oh you know its behind the house past the yard in that building where your father always is with the tools and the car.

Rosanna is introduced by Jane Curtin to answer fan mail from Mr. I dont even know where I sent my kid. Guys who look like girls dancing with girls who look like guys. Reads aloud from a greeting card Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna Well the holiday season is finally here Bringin Santa and sleigh rides and lots of good cheer.

Humor is just truth only faster - Gilda Radner. Youre missing the other two Yes he says. Well keep you posted. Roseanne would sum up her speech by saying It just goes to show you.

If its not one thing. About Studio 54 Well Jane - just between you and me. Who is Roseanne Roseannadanna based on. But to look back on its a day full of miracles and light and extraordinary events.

It just goes to show ya. All I want to do is play music and the crisis Im having is right here. A Butcher by Day and a Pussy Cat by Night. Roseanne Roseannadanna Quotes Its Always Something Quotes with one of the most popular catchphrases from SNL.

That it is full of surprises and we should never take anything for granted. Gilda Radner Roseanne Roseannadanna Quotes Sayings. Richard Feder from Fort Lee New Jersey sent me this Christmas poem that says. One of her most famous sayings was Life is about not knowing having to change taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing whats going to happen next.

Excuse the mess but we live here. Im not really an impersonator - Gilda Radner. Usually Roseanne would go off topic and talk about a time when a celebrity was doing something gross in Roseannes presence. Its always something - Gilda Radner.

Im like the worst mother on the face of the Earth. HttpsgoogltUsXwMStream Current Full E. There was just something about her and she had my hair.